your a little bit country, im a little bit awk-a-ward

2013-02-19 | 5:32 p.m.

These folks just kept talking about getting hammered and smoking weed and sexing it up
And I said 'Yeah, and visit the gyno and renew your Xbox live subscription and have a birthday...
And all those other things I only get to do once a year. Rim shot.'
The boys did laugh but the girls where like awwww
So I puked a smoke screen and
Puef!
Disappeared.

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